Trolls, elves, and the little people who still mess with your GPS
You think Scandinavia is all minimalism and perfect coffee? Cute. Under that calm surface lives a whole parallel world of grumpy trolls, sneaky elves, and invisible neighbors who steal your socks if you’re rude. And half the locals still kinda believe it.

Norway – Trolls are basically unpaid park rangers
Everyone knows Trolltunga or Trollstigen, but real Norwegians swear the big guys are still out there. In the mountains they say if you hear three loud knocks on rock, don’t answer – that’s a troll trying to lure you in for dinner (you’re the main course). Farmers used to paint their barns red because trolls hate the color (same reason old churches have red doors). Next time you hike alone and feel watched, yeah, probably just wind… or a troll deciding if you’re worth turning to stone. Fun bonus: never say “troll” too loud in certain valleys, people still throw salt over their shoulder just in case.
Iceland – The hidden people own half the country
Officially called huldufólk (hidden people), they live in rocks and hills and get seriously pissed if you disturb them. Roads have been rerouted because an excavator kept breaking down – elf rock. One famous boulder near Reykjavík got its own tiny house and mailbox so the family inside wouldn’t move. Even the government has an official elf spokesman (no joke). If you join our glacier trek, ask the guide about the time a farmer left a bowl of porridge outside and his tractor started working again the next day.
Sweden – Watch out for the skogsrå in the forest
She’s gorgeous, long hair, looks like a normal woman from the front… hollow back like an old tree if you’re stupid enough to follow her. Loggers used to carry steel in their pockets (cold iron scares her off). In Dalarna, where we do our Midsummer trip, old ladies still tie red ribbon around trees so the forest spirit doesn’t lead the cows astray. And if a tool disappears? Everyone knows the tomte took it because you forgot to leave porridge on Christmas Eve. Tiny bearded guys in red caps, super cute until they burn your barn down for being ungrateful.
Denmark – Less scary, more cheeky
Here it’s nisser (similar to tomte) and ellefolk who dance in misty fields. Step into their circle and you dance till you drop dead or come out 100 years later. Churches are built on old pagan sites because the priests knew the ellefolk would party there anyway, better to keep an eye on them.
The crazy part? This stuff still shapes daily life.
- Fishermen throw the first catch back “for the draug” (sea ghost).
- People leave the sauna door unlocked in case the sauna-nisse wants a steam.
- Construction companies hire “clairvoyants” to negotiate with elves before blasting rock.
Next time you’re on a quiet hike and everything suddenly goes silent, locals say the hidden people are listening. Just say “hello, mind if I pass?” and keep walking. Works every time.
Wanna see where trolls supposedly turned to stone at sunrise or sleep in a cabin that has its own resident tomte? All our trips go right through these places, and the guides know exactly which rocks to whisper to. Come find out why Scandinavians are so polite to nature… it might talk back.
– The slightly obsessed team at SwedesFlyShop
